
“One man. One mission. No second chances.” In the near future, global powers clash over the last untapped energy source hidden deep beneath the Arctic. Ex-special forces operative Jack Rainer is pulled back into action when his brother’s research station is overrun by a rogue private army. Armed with nothing but a prototype exosuit and…

When a sleepy town accidentally opens an ancient vending machine from another dimension, chaos erupts as giant, rainbow-furred creatures called Gigglebeasts invade. Instead of destroying everything, the beasts force people into uncontrollable laughing fits, crippling the town’s productivity and making synchronized giggling an Olympic sport. It’s up to an unlikely hero—Doris, a retired librarian with…

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